Not sure why but the template went bonkers somewhere between yesterday and this morning. I would have said it went sideways but that's actually how I want it. Instead it went vertical on me with the right-side information relegated to the basement of the page. Please bear with us as we work out these minor technical difficulties. I assure you the writing will continue to be of its usual, exceptional quality.
In the mean time, enjoy this: http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/
UPDATE: 8/22/07 @ 12:00
All clear on the Western front (if you're facing South, which you should be). Turns out one of our posts picked up some superfluous formatting along the way. It's all better now.