How to Survive a Shark Attack

As you can see above, it is really quite simple. 
1. As the shark attacks, jump up on his nose. 
2. Balance there for as long as possible (the large, gaping, teeth-infused mouth should provide additional motivation).
3. Once you see the direction the shark is falling, dive off in an opposite direction. The ocean is large, the odds of him finding you again are scarce.
You’re welcome.

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