Flossing with Bacon

A grand experiment to try,
Most likely on a dare,
To see if bacon-flavored floss,
Improves on dental care.
I wonder what my hygienist,
would have to say to me,
If I showed up in her dental chair,
With those bacon-smelling teeth?
I don't suppose that she would mind,
Or lecture me with bossing.
She'd mostly just be quite surprised,
At my five-times-daily flossing.

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