Sunday, September 7, 2014

Bacon Fashion

It started one day with pink,
But now it's moved over to orange.
'Cause black is always in fashion,
It's the perfect fit dress rescue lozenge.

So marketing wonks look about,
For the next biggest thing to excel.
The majorest, biggest, and bestest to tout,
That will spin their commercial and sell.

The catchphrase is ever the star;
The wording must be quite precise.
If the slogan is fine and at the right time,
They'll carve from the pie their big slice.

So here's to the brilliant turned ad.
It works with immaculate tact.
The phrasing you've waited for all of this time...

Bacon is the new black.

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