Bacon on the brain, Adam Rose by AdamRose on deviantART
Bacon slides into my brain,
It doesn't need to sneak.
All the nooks and craniums,
Each valley and each peak.
Our brains are made of mostly fat,
It's proven as a fact,
So as the bacon does its job,
The mind is subtly hacked.
The grease that runs the weak away,
That swells their eyes and fears,
Is truly nature's food for thought,
Get some bacon between your ears.